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Top Ten Reasons for Our Recent Low Publication Rate

  1. We got impeached
  2. Our head of marketing ate some bad oysters
  3. Quicksand / viscosity breakdown (tie)
  4. Our safari tour truck got rolled over by an angry elephant when—in his humble opinion—we got a little too close
  5. Actually, we wrote a bunch of new content but unfortunately when it was time to post it, we couldn't find the "enter" button
  6. We were busy filing legal briefs drafted by ChatGPT
  7. Our webmaster forgot to set his alarm clock one day, and the next thing we knew two weeks had gone by
  8. Our VP of Operations tried to break Kate Winslet's underwater breath-holding record, which led to tragic consequences. RIP Amber
  9. Climate change
  10. Our CFO got hit with a bludger at Quidditch practice

Posted July 4, 2023

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