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Top Ten Duke of Sussex vs. Donald Trump

Num Prince Harry Donald Trump
10.) We were driven from the royal family because of racism No politician in history—and I say this with great surety—has been treated worse or more unfairly
9.) I get a huge buzz from spending time with kids You can get the baby out of here
8.) ...certainly millions of words have been dedicated to trying to trash my wife and myself to the point where I had to leave my country There has never been a time in the history of our country where somebody was so mistreated as I have been
7.) The fact that I fell in love with Meghan so incredibly quickly was sort of confirmation that all the stars were aligned; everything was just perfect It was a perfect phone call
6.) Co-Head Snowflake, Montecito location Head Snowflake, Mar-a-Lago location
5.) Grew up in a "broken home" Threw a lunch plate at the wall
4.) WAAAGH We started off with empty cupboards
3.) There were concerns and conversations about how dark his [Archie's] skin might be when he's born I have a great relationship with the blacks
2.) Fragile personality Fragile personality
1.) I'm fed up with the way they treat me He didn't come to my inauguration

Posted May 21, 2023

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