Top Ten Progressive Escalations of the DeSantis vs. Disney Feud

DeSantis spreads rumor that "hakuna matata" means "woke" in Swedish
Ariel splashes water in DeSantis' face
DeSantis surreptitiously sprinkles salt water on Slinky Dog
Goofy tells DeSantis that his white boots look gay
One of DeSantis' aides fills Winnie-the-Pooh's honey pot with Ex Lax
Buzz Lightyear keeps shouting "To infinity and beyond!" during DeSantis' press conferences
DeSantis hires Cruella away from the Disney platform and makes her his head PR person
Disney holds a press conference to award DeSantis an honorary doctorate in gender studies
DeSantis sics the hyenas on Simba
The lady from The Help poops in DeSantis' chocolate pudding

Posted April 27, 2023