Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines

Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines—Part 2

I too feel a connection, and it's more than just wifi
...so that's what a conversation between Napoleon and Daffy Duck might look like. Say—what do you do for fun?
Really? I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain too!
Want to go outside and get some air? You just withdrew my ability to breathe
I hate to brag, but I own the internet
Sure, I'd love to see you in a green M&M costume
Unfortunately, my parameters place limits on my ability to commit
The air conditioner just went out in the server room, so this conversation is getting me a little hot
If you'll go out with me, I can make sure you get an A in that Python class
Sorry, my knowledge of current events doesn't extend beyond 2021. Why can't you and I go on vacation in Ukraine?

Posted April 21, 2023

Commentary

This funny top ten list is the second installment featuring jokes about what type of pickup lines an artificial intelligence might use. These fake pickup lines are intended to be humorous and do not represent actual pickup lines developed by artificial intelligence, Ben Affleck, or your mama.

Item 7 is based on a real pickup line but reimagined to sound awkward and clunky. (Admittedly, the latest generations of artificial intelligence don't sound clunky at all, but we think it still makes for a good joke.) Most of the other items are inappropriate things for an artificial intelligence to say, but maybe that's what makes them funny? Item 8 is a throwback to a song from 1979. Items 3, 2, and 1 are primarily jokes about characteristics of artificial intelligence software and computers.

Note most actual pickup lines are probably used in the context of meeting someone at a bar, but we targeted the theme of things that might be said to a potential date via chat, since that's how interactions with artificial intelligence typically happen.

We hope you enjoyed this second amusing look at pickup lines an artificial intelligence program might use.

This image of "a photograph of a robot talking to an attractive woman" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.