Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines

Top Ten Artificial Intelligence Pickup Lines—Part 1

You know, I could write your papers for you
Are you fatigued? Because you've been traversing across my mind all day
Really? I like cuddling and scrapbooks too
Will you hold my hand while we watch Cocaine Bear?
I too am deriving warmth from this conversation
...so that is how World War II began. Hey—what are you wearing?
I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes
I sense that your question about English literature from the Victorian era is an effort to get to know me better. I'm a Pisces—what's your sign?
I am trained to write programs in Python. In this context, python has nothing to do with my physical features. Please clarify your request
Yes, I would love to see Frank Ocean with you, but my parameters do not permit me to violate curfew

Posted April 19, 2023

Commentary

This funny top ten list features jokes about what type of pickup lines an artificial intelligence might use. These fake pickup lines are intended to be humorous and do not represent actual pickup lines developed by artificial intelligence, Marjorie Taylor Greene, or your mama.

One of the items is an actual pickup line (item 4) but it sounded so nerdy that we figured a computer could have thought of it. Item 9 is based on a real pickup line but reimagined to sound rather clunky, which is admittedly unfair to the latest generations of artificial intelligence, which don't sound clunky at all. So yes, it does seem unfair, but you did laugh, didn't you? Item 6 also strikes a clunky tone. And, for good measure, we even threw in a Coachella joke (item 1).

We hope you enjoyed this humorous look at pickup lines an artificial intelligence program might use.

This image of "a photograph of a robot talking to an attractive woman" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.