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Top Ten Fake Explanations of the Baseball Bat

1. It's not a bat—it's a corn dog
2. Don't ask me—ask China
3. It's not a bat—it's a ferret
4. Nobody respects women more than me
5. It's not a bat—it's a flag pole that I was hugging
6. I say that you're a terrible reporter
7. It's not a bat—it's a drumstick from KFC
8. Somebody else put that picture up—probably either Mike Pence, George Soros, or antifa
9. It's not a bat—it's a toothpick
10. I don't take responsibility at all

Posted March 30, 2023