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Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 5

  1. Cruz's bathrobe from Harvard
  2. playing instructions for Dungeons and Dragons
  3. volcanic ash
  4. chicken fajitas
  5. the Dead Sea scrolls
  6. ground black pepper
  7. locusts and wild honey
  8. pine bark mulch
  9. goat milk
  10. two slabs of stone with the Ten Commandments inscribed

Posted March 19, 2023

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