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Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 4

  1. the thimble piece from Monopoly
  2. baby squirrels / pine nuts (tie)
  3. Ted Nugent
  4. crabgrass
  5. liver and onions
  6. Jason / Freddy (tie)
  7. Australian mice
  8. a very lonely cabbage patch doll
  9. daddy longlegs
  10. burning leaves

Posted March 16, 2023

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