Commentary
Recent reports of an "atmospheric river" affecting California weather have led us to speculate about what other new weather phenomena may be discovered. This funny top ten list includes one actual newfangled weather pattern (item 10), and nine more that are totally made up. The authorities have been notified.
There's some silly wordplay here regarding an old Rolling Stones song (item 8) that was such a funny concept to our immature minds that we asked DALL-E to transform the concept into a picture (coming soon). (We'd wager that some folks laughed immediately when they decoded the cryptic reference, only to get embarrassed and/or aggravated a moment later when they realized that they laughed at something so silly.) There are also references to California foods (item 9), EVs (item 7), cryptic oxymorons (item 2), and Oscars-related topics (items 3 and 1).
Everything everywhere must make way for updated material all at once, so this concludes our series of two funny top ten lists on newfangled California weather phenomena.