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Top Ten Things in Ted Cruz's Beard—Part 3

  1. bird seed
  2. Gollum
  3. a tube of SPF 30 sunscreen
  4. Penelope Cruz (whoops, sorry—wrong list)
  5. lost kittens afraid he might shout "FREEDOM!" without any warning
  6. Spanish moss
  7. Kid Rock
  8. Oscar the Grouch
  9. a vintage photo of the 1963 Mississippi State men's basketball team
  10. gravel

Posted March 10, 2023

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