Top Ten Strange Places for Classified Documents to be Found—Part 2
In Trump's desk at Mar-a-Lago
In Biden's garage (near his Corvette—did he mention his Corvette?)
At Mike Pence's house
In the glove compartment of T.J. Holmes' car, right next to a pair of Barbie's panties
In several entries of an amateur paper airplane contest in Chicago
Being used as a bookmark in one of Mike Pence's bibles
On the floor of an Amtrak train bound from Washington, DC to Wilmington, DE
Being used as a new wallpaper design "Classifical Trump" at a home improvement store near you
At an amusement park in a cylindrical tube that coincidentally also contains Mr. Brady's missing architectural plans
Being rolled up into an impromptu megaphone and used to make announcements at a school board meeting in Florida
Posted January 27, 2023
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Commentary
A new shoe seems to drop every day in the classified document sagas. What new, inappropriate places will documents be discovered in? Aspiring minds want to know.
Thus we present a second crazy top ten list speculating about what strange, new places that classified documents will turn up. News on this exciting topic is changing every day, so we're thrilled to weigh in with yet another whimsical list of fake places that documents may be found.
Obviously the first three items are real, while the rest are made up. We've generally tried to appeal to the theme of flippant disregard for the importance of handling classified documents appropriately.
This image of "a paper airplane made from classified paper" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
This image of "a megaphone made from a rolled up sheet of paper" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
