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Top Ten Strange Places for Classified Documents to be Found—Part 1

  1. In Trump's desk at Mar-a-Lago
  2. In Biden's garage (near his Corvette—he did mention that he has a Corvette, right?)
  3. At Mike Pence's house
  4. Next to the green M&M's high heeled boots, which were inexplicably discovered in a closet at T.J. Holmes' house
  5. Attached to a young Montana boy's bicycle wheel using a clothes pin
  6. In an empty vodka bottle floating in the Black Sea
  7. Stored in a safe at George Santos' house along with the top secret formula for the Krabby Patty
  8. In origami made by a Japanese artisan from Kyoto
  9. Stuck to the bottom of Trump's shoe as he boarded an airplane
  10. Alas, a recently deceased classified document was tragically found lying motionless on the floor near a gas stove

Posted January 25, 2023

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