Top Ten Made Up George Santos Lies that Would be Easy to Prove False

Serves as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway
Climbed a sycamore tree in order to see Jesus
Found Hunter Biden's laptop in the trunk of his brand new Ford Pinto
Died tragically in the chilly North Atlantic Ocean after he helped Rose climb onto a floating board
Invented the iPhone / discovered the polio vaccine (tie)
Simultaneously worked at Goldman Sachs and Citigroup during the year prior to his birth
Helped Frodo deliver the One Ring to the World Trade Center
Claims his brave mom faced down a line of several tanks in Tiananmen Square in 1989
Donated a large tract of land that later became Jellystone National Park
Famously signed the Declaration of Independence in large enough handwriting that Queen Meghan could read it without her reading glasses, later prompting many to refer to a signature as one's "George Santos"

Posted January 20, 2023