| Num | Ted Cruz | Rand Paul |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Children are afraid of his beard | Teen girls want to run their hands through his hair |
| 9.) | Argued before the Supreme Court nine times | Argued with Dr. Fauci countless times |
| 8.) | Great relationship with his neighbors | Great relationship with his neighbors |
| 7.) | Attended Princeton and Harvard Law | Attended Baylor and Duke Medical school |
| 6.) | Went to Cancun during a severe winter storm in Texas | This item intentionally left blank |
| 5.) | While at Princeton, won multiple awards for debate | While in high school, played defensive back in football |
| 4.) | Fond of wearing cowboy boots | Fond of wearing noise-canceling headphones |
| 3.) | Was one of only six senators who voted to sustain the Arizona electoral objection to the 2020 election | This item intentionally left blank |
| 2.) | Was a lawyer in private practice in Houston TX before being elected to the Senate | Was an opthalmologist in Bowling Green KY before being elected to the Senate |
| 1.) | This item intentionally left blank | Has many friends |
Posted January 9, 2023
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