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Top Ten Satirical Predictions for 2023

  1. Former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried appears on Wheel of Fortune and solves the puzzle: Schle_rock
  2. T.J. Holmes breaks up with Amy Robach and starts dating Barbie
  3. Republican representative-elect George Santos insists his birth name was Santa Claus
  4. Former Led Zeppelin frontman Robert Plant goes on tour with The Wiggles
  5. Elon Musk engages in a brutal Twitter war with Devin Nunes' cow
  6. Donald Trump has an affair with Marjorie Taylor Greene
  7. The U.S. men's soccer team fails to win the 2023 World Cup
  8. Tom Cruise dies tragically while trying to break Kate Winslet's underwater breath-holding record
  9. Elon Musk marries Olive Oyl primarily because he thinks it would be cool to father a child named Weed Pea
  10. We're going to go out on a limb and predict that Generac stock performs better in 2023 than 2022

Posted January 1, 2023

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