Top Ten Real or Imaginary Exaggerations of President Trump

They say I had the biggest crowd in the history of inaugural speeches
Nobody talks about it, but I scaled the Washington Monument almost to the top, as you know, without my usual climbing gear ("free solo" is what people call it)
No president has ever worked harder than me
I recently caught a 1,000 pound marlin in the White House pond
In addition to winning the Electoral College in a landslide, I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally
I recently competed in a heptathlon against Barack Obama and Caitlyn Jenner and defeated them, by the way, by a tremendous margin. And afterwards both of them cried like babies
China is paying for the tariffs
At one of my tremendous rallies, I bent many, many steel rods into pretzels, and gave them as mementos to all 2,000,000 rally attendees. But did the fake news media cover it?
The DJT Foundation, unlike most foundations, never paid fees, rent, salaries, or any expenses. 100% of the money goes to wonderful charities!
I very powerfully memorized 7,000 Presidential Daily Briefings in three languages, as you know, while doing push ups with all three Fox and Friends hosts sitting on my back. No one has ever seen anything like it

Posted October 17, 2022; Written December 29, 2019