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Top Ten Things We're Thankful For—Part 3

  1. Most people we meet don't shoot us when we say "good morning"
  2. We don't report to Elon Musk
  3. We've never fallen for the childhood trick about touching the tip of your tongue to a frozen lamp post
  4. When we order a sandwich at the local deli, they don't put on any arsenic sauce
  5. We don't own any cryptocurrency / nobody ever turned us into a newt (tie)
  6. To the best of our knowledge, no one has taken the last can of Who Hash
  7. We've only had to read one book by Carson McCullers
  8. We were not forced to look on as our friend Frosty melted in a greenhouse
  9. We rarely have to buy gasoline at California prices / we've never been chased by coyotes (tie)
  10. When a few bullies tried to pick on us, a tall elf came to our rescue by throwing approximately 200 snowballs at the bullies—machine-gun style!

Posted December 4, 2022

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