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Top Ten Things We're Thankful For—Part 1

  1. Our mom didn't name us Wanda
  2. When we press the elevator button, the elevator doesn't explode
  3. No one has ever accused us of being "a bad banana with a greasy black peel"
  4. We recently got to see the first Avatar movie on the big screen as part of its theater rerelease—yes, life is good
  5. Our dad's taste in home furnishings does not include leg lamps
  6. We've never been attacked with a hammer
  7. The other reindeers generally let us play in their reindeer games
  8. Most people stop at red lights
  9. When we go to a restaurant and order food, they don't throw mashed potatoes at us
  10. Our heart is not full of unwashed socks

Posted November 28, 2022

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