| Num | Miranda Warning | Miranda Warning as if Edited by Donald Trump |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | You have the right to remain silent | You have the right to shut the hell up |
| 9.) | Anything you say... | Any money you send... |
| 8.) | ...can and will be... | ...can and will be... |
| 7.) | ...used against you in a court of law | ...used to pay my son's girlfriend's $60,000 speaking fee |
| 6.) | You have the right to an attorney | You have the right to a drunk attorney who has been disbarred |
| 5.) | If you cannot afford an attorney... | If you can afford an attorney... |
| 4.) | ...one will be provided for you | ...but you don't want to pay him, you don't have to!!! |
| 3.) | Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? | Do you understand that you are a poor sucker who believed my stolen election b.s., and you will go to jail while I remain free? |
| 2.) | With those rights in mind... | Well, it's almost time for Hannity... |
| 1.) | Do you wish to speak to me? | Send more money to me |
Posted November 11, 2022
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