Top Ten Things that Could Lead to a China Trade Deal

U.S. agrees to grant China naming rights to all U.S.-born pandas for the next 50 years
U.S. and China agree to send Ben Affleck on the next joint space mission to Mars
Photos of ripe peaches to appear on all Baidu internet searches for "impeachment"
U.S. to reinforce 50% of its steel production with freeze-dried Chinese pollution
Alec Baldwin to stop referring to China as "Gyna" in return for dirt on Joe Biden
China to manufacture 10% of athletic shoes using American soybeans
U.S. to name Rudy Giuliani as ambassador to China in return for a sixpack of Tsingtao
Hong Kong to be renamed "Donkey Kong"
Chinese version of Rosetta Stone to translate "obstruction of justice" as "obstruction of mustard"
China and U.S. unanimously agree to censor Boris Johnson's hair

Posted October 17, 2022; Written December 7, 2019

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