| Num | Misinformation | Disinformation |
|---|---|---|
| 10.) | As far as I know, no one has ever escaped from Alcatraz | After Andy Dufresne helped him get his G.E.D., Tommy Williams was unfortunately killed while attempting to escape from Shawshank |
| 9.) | Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards passed away around five years ago, if I recall correctly | As Mufasa's brother, I'm very sad to report that both Mufasa and Simba were killed in the wildebeest stampede |
| 8.) | A forward pass to Rudy Giuliani | A fake punt |
| 7.) | I'm sorry, babe—I thought we had enough money in the bank account to cover that transaction | In the movie "Ghost," the reason that Carl Bruner offered to help friend/coworker Sam Wheat (Patrick Swayze) investigate suspicious bank transactions was because he wanted to bring the culprit to justice |
| 6.) | Sorry, honey—I didn't realize there was nudity in "Hot Tub Time Machine" | I stopped off at Hooters after work because they have really great wings |
| 5.) | In the 1992 movie "Terminator 2," the T-1000 shape-shifting terminator assassin was indestructible | Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking |
| 4.) | Heidi Klum's "worm" Halloween costume can be used to catch fish | This honorary sheriff's badge mean I can hepp catch bad guys |
| 3.) | Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand? | She turned me into a newt! |
| 2.) | I can fix it | It's not broken |
| 1.) | What?? I thought we were going to meet for lunch at White Castle—not Wendy's | By deploying dummy aircraft and inflatable Sherman tanks during WWII, the Allies led the Germans to believe the D-Day invasion may take place at Pas de Calais rather than Normandy |
Posted November 2, 2022
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