| Num | Harry Potter | Gryffindor | Hufflepuff | Ravenclaw | Slytherin |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10.) | Joe Biden | Gryffinclaw | Hairsniff | Ravendoor | Scranton |
| 9.) | Charles Barkley | Golffindor | Buffypuff | Reboundball | Slamdunkin |
| 8.) | Donald Trump | Griftingmore | Hidingstuff | Russiaclaw | Insurrectin |
| 7.) | Elon Musk | Geniuslord | Reeferpuff | Twitterclaw | Thinskinnerin |
| 6.) | Marjorie Taylor Greene | Don'trecallindor | Gazpachopuff | Can'treclaw | Slytherin |
| 5.) | Warren Buffett | Billiondor | Hathaberk | Appleclaw | Nebraskerin |
| 4.) | Herschel Walker | Fibbindor | Herschelpuff | Daddynaught | Illegitcherin |
| 3.) | Ted Cruz | Nofriendzindor | Hufflebeard | Racistclaw | Blitherin |
| 2.) | The Phillies | Hoskindor | Harperpuff | Rangerclaw | Syndergaardin |
| 1.) | Ye | Deependor | Crazystuff | Reasonnaw | Trainwreckerin |
Posted October 27, 2022
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