Top Ten Items Seized from Mar-a-Lago (Satirical)—Part 2
- Three of Kayleigh McEnany's press briefing binders, two golf balls, and a partridge in a pear tree
- "Nature Boy" Ric Flair's championship wrestling belt from 1986
- The top secret formula for Coke
- Pablo Picasso's "Dora Maar au Chat" worth $17B
- Dozens of files that Trump declassified via a standing order to declassify one file every time he pressed the diet coke button
- Rudy Giuliani's "Mar-a-Lago with Cat" worth $0.17
- Framed cover of MAD Magazine's April 1974 issue (Issue No. 166)
- Racy photos of Marjorie Taylor Greene
- A one-quart tupperware container filled with vomit
- Dozens of files that Trump declassified by gazing directly into the sun and declaring, "Mine!"
Posted October 17, 2022; Written August 17, 2022
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