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Quote of the Week
Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That's what little girls are made of; the heck with sugar and spice
Bethanny Hamilton
Bible Verse of the Week
I appeal to you, brothers and sisters, in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that all of you agree with one another in what you say and that there be no divisions among you, but that you be perfectly united in mind and thought
I Corinthians 1:10 (NIV)
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When you are on fire, and running down the street, people will get out of your way
Richard Pryor
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Top Ten Reasons Trump Bailed on the Kristen Welker Interview
Because of the loud rain, I couldn't hear my mom calling me
Just like Kaitlan Collins, Kristen wasn't smiling enough
I felt like she was looking at me in a very very mean way—almost like I was an angry Oompa Loompa. It really hurt me deeply
I was concerned that the sound waves from the rain might disturb my hair
Had to leave early to attend Don Jr.'s wedding
She kept on pressing me for evidence, over and over and over. It was all very—sniff—upsetting
Had to leave early to fall asleep at a Knicks game
Had to leave early to announce a bombing attack on Iran, then call it off
I've just done so much for this country and just felt kind of...un...un...unappreciated. Sniff. S-s-sniff
Had to leave early to help plan a special opening act for the June 14 UFC Fight at the White House: a rooster fight!
This image of "an angry Oompa Loompa walking out of a television interview" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
Welcome to klugness.com!
The U.S. website www.klugness.com was launched in October 2022 with over 100 funny top ten lists, and has since increased that number to over 200. The klugness site doesn't include jokes in the traditional sense, but is dedicated to humor using a David Letterman-style top ten list format. A portion of the content focuses on American politics, with the site generally leaning left, while the rest is garden-variety humor ala MAD magazine. We hope you enjoy the site!
This image of "a frustrated person who just completed a jigsaw puzzle, only to find that one piece is missing" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page. This image appears on List 273 - Top Ten Things that Could Make Other People Mad.
This home page shows the most recent top ten list. Please check out the full archive of funny top ten lists on klugness.com at All Top Ten Lists. Note these lists were created up to seven years ago, even though the klugness site itself is three years old (we'll be four years old on October 17). The archive page also includes a "List Sampler" table of 18 selected funny top ten lists that will give you a sense of our content without having to tackle all 200+ funny top ten lists. Beneath the "List Sampler" is information about the pictures we've been adding to the site since the beginning of 2023. The pictures are generated using a combination of artificial intelligence and traditional means.
This image of "a doctor trying to resuscitate a red 250cc street motorcycle" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
In the Imagining Things blog, we've posted the third (and final) installment in a series of three blog posts about our eccentric webmaster's first motorcycle. This third blog post covers The Death of Klugmeister's Red Motorcycle. In this post, our webmaster describes an attempted trip to Key West that didn't work out so well. As he mulled this story lately, Klugmeister has been getting nostalgic about his li'l red Honda Rebel 250—though that's not the bike in the accompanying image, which was generated by AI. In other heartwarming news, our webmaster is continuing to make an effort to post new material to the Imagining Things blog on a more consistent basis.
Getting back to the funny top ten lists, we offer a couple of targeted subsets that focus on particular themes. For example, the Trump-Themed Lists are critical of President Trump, so you won't like them if you're a Trump aficionado.
Another theme is the clever May 2020 Now vs. Then series, which consists of 10 funny top ten lists that compare and contrast the initial coronavirus times to historical times in an amusing way (e.g., "stay at home" vs. "rock and roll all nite"). That early pandemic theme was created in 2000, but it feels sooo ancient! Based on viewership of these pages, it appears that most folks are loathe to revisit that challenging period, and we don't blame you!
Note that the themed lists are also included on the All Top Ten Lists archive (i.e., the themed lists are a subset of the full archive), so if you looked at the full archive, you won't find any new material on the themed lists. This handy bit of intell could free up more time for you to gaze at your phone, guess which Trump cabinet member will be fired next, or wonder how much longer the "maybe two weeks, maybe three" war will last.
For general information about klugness.com (including frequently asked questions, privacy policy, how to pronounce "klugness," etc.), use the following link: About.
If over 200 top ten lists is too much to handle all at once, another alternative is to check out a few samples of recent top ten lists:
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Thanks for visiting klugness.com, and please check back periodically for new content!
