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Quote of the Week
Twenty percent of any given group of salesmen will always produce 80 percent of the sales
Robert Townsend
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But he said, "Why all this weeping? You are breaking my heart! For I am ready not only to be jailed at Jerusalem, but also to die for the sake of the Lord Jesus."
Acts 21:13 (LB)
Whimsical Phrase of the Week
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Mike Myers as Wayne Campbell in "Wayne's World" (1992)
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Top Ten Origins of the Trump-Musk Feud
Having lost interest in the electric Razor MX350 Dirt Rocket that Musk gave him, Trump heartlessly sells it to his schoolmate Logan, and replaces the electric mini-bike with a brand new Coleman CT200U
A bitter dispute over who gets to sit next to the window on Air Force One
Musk jealous that Trump seems to be more popular at sleepaway camp with schoolmates Liam and Noah, leaving Musk to hang out with Oliver and Jacob
Trump brags that his tortoise is bigger; both parties post angrily about it on the school bulletin board; Trump threatens to defund the Math Club's charter, and Musk threatens to publish an exposé in the school newspaper alleging that Trump snuck into the supply room with his English teacher Mrs. Robinson
Musk upset that Trump tries to talk to Charlotte after Musk confidentially shares with Trump that he thinks Charlotte is cute
Trump is irked that Musk says his "big, beautiful bill" has a "great personality"
A heated dispute over whether pink/red Starbursts or chocolate croissants are the best snacks; during the fuss, Musk awkwardly deploys the old schoolyard barb "I know you are but what am I?"
Musk distraught that Trump doesn't come to his defense when Mason calls him a dork and punches him in the face
Musk tells everyone in Ms. Hanrahan's class that Trump held hands with Olivia
Trump tells everyone in Ms. Boyce's class that Musk has been sniffing glue
This image of "two eight year old boys arguing over a mini bike" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
Welcome to klugness.com!
The U.S. website www.klugness.com was launched in October 2022 with over 100 funny top ten lists, and has since increased that number to over 200. The klugness site doesn't include jokes in the traditional sense, but is dedicated to humor using a David Letterman-style top ten list format. A portion of the content focuses on American politics, with the site generally leaning left, while the rest is garden-variety humor ala MAD magazine. We hope you enjoy the site!
This image of "flip flops and a margarita" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page. This image appears on List 181 - Top Ten Jimmy Buffett Regrets.
This home page shows the most recent top ten list. Please check out the full archive of funny top ten lists on klugness.com at All Top Ten Lists. Note these lists were created up to five years ago, even though the klugness site itself is two years old. The archive page also includes a "List Sampler" table of 18 selected funny top ten lists that will give you a sense of our content without having to tackle all 200+ funny top ten lists. Beneath the "List Sampler" is information about the pictures we've been adding to the site since the beginning of 2023. The pictures are generated using a combination of artificial intelligence and traditional means.
This image of a "mathematics professor" was created by Klugmeister using artificial intelligence software. The image was reviewed by Klugmeister before posting on this web page.
The amount of content in our Imagining Things blog (currently 12 posts) isn't as robust as our top ten lists (currently over 200 lists), but that also means it's fairly quick and painless for visitors to check out the blog. While the rate of publication has slowed drastically since the initial burst of posts after the blog was launched in November 2022, we're pleased to share our long-awaited magnum opus Problem Solving Part 1—Newton's Method and Bisection Method. In this lengthy post, our webmaster engages in a deep dive regarding two mathematical problem solving approaches, and then tries to extrapolate those strategies to real life. Sure, we're embarrassed to admit that it's now been over a year (gulp) since we posted Part 1, and our li'l genius artist still hasn't finished drafting part 2 of this two-part post, but he claims it's still bubbling very near to the top of his to-do list. Perhaps he'll post part 2 before hell freezes over. Dacht.
Getting back to the funny top ten lists, we offer a couple of targeted subsets that focus on particular themes. For example, the Trump-Themed Lists are critical of former President Trump, so you won't like them if you're a Trump aficionado.
Another theme is the clever May 2020 Now vs. Then series, which consists of 10 funny top ten lists that compare and contrast the initial coronavirus times to historical times in an amusing way (e.g., "stay at home" vs. "rock and roll all nite"). That early pandemic theme was created in 2000, but it feels sooo ancient! Based on viewership of these pages, it appears that most folks are loathe to revisit that challenging period, and we don't blame you!
Note that the themed lists are also included on the All Top Ten Lists archive (i.e., the themed lists are a subset of the full archive), so if you looked at the full archive, you won't find any new material on the themed lists. This handy bit of intell could free up more time for you to gaze at your phone, get the latest details in the Trump-Musk spat, or monitor the unrest in LA.
For general information about klugness.com (including frequently asked questions, privacy policy, how to pronounce "klugness," etc.), use the following link: About.
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